I feel like this is more of a love angle. To have all 3 sides, wouldn't the two caveMEN have to have some kind of relationship? I don't know, I've been mulling that over in my head since dimitri Martin brought it up in a comedy special.
Pfffft....I found this darkly funnier than I should (mostly because she seems so indifferent about being clubbed over the head and being dragged to a cave to be...uh....well, you know). I do like the idea of this poor lad being dragged being so concerned I'd love to see more from this idea