Gretchen-Miss Villainess Entry

My entry for the titular pageant held by (who also makes a cameo in the "talent" panel.) As soon as it was announced, I thought it was perfect for my villainess, Gretchen.

Name: Gretchen
Age: 22
Brief Description: Swamp witch with dreams of power and glory.

Questions and Answers:

Why they're such a good villainess:
Gretchen: "I'm always using my brilliant magic for my own benefit at the expense of others. I also dislike everyone."

Q: If you had three wishes, what would they be?
Gretchen: "Hmmm. Well, for the first wish, I'd like a handsome boyfriend. For the second wish, another handsome boyfriend. This one with a mustache. And the third: TO BE UNCHALLENGED EMPRESS OF KINGDOMSHIRE!"

Q: What would you do if Crowned "Miss Villainess"?
Gretchen: "That's easy. I will rub it in the faces of all the losers."

Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Gretchen: "Who cares? Give me that crown and sash!"

Meanwhile, Sir Steve and Edwin are in the audience.

Steve(to Edwin): "She's HOT!"

Edwin: "She's my sister!"