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EarthVStheDerek
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United States
Current Residence: In a van down by the river
Favourite genre of music: alternative rock, jazz, ska
Favourite style of art: cartoon
Shell of choice: tortilla
Skin of choice: tanned
Favourite cartoon character: Mabel Pines
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Here are the instructions on how to do this...

Rule the ONLY: The owner MUST answer these questions in character.

1.) What is your name?
Zoe Zamboni. I have a middle name that I'd rather not tell.
Author's note: Yes, I did change her last name!

2.) Do you know why you were named that?
My dad's idea. I guess it means "life" or something? Wish I knew which one to blame for my middle name, though.

3.) Are you single or taken?
I'm not seeing anyone, but there is this ginger friend of mine... Maybe someday.

4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Does making replicas of medieval weapons count? 'Cause I can do that.

5.) Stop being a Mary-Sue!
YOU'RE the Mary-Sue!

6.) What's your eye color?
Greeeeen. *blink, blink*

7.) How about hair color?
It's brown.

8.) Have you any family members?
My mom, my dad, and a sister I don't get along with. I also have a fun aunt in Florida. And Grandparents in Chicago.

9.) Oh? How about pets?
Does a possessed clown doll count? I got one. Seriously! I do! And, someday I want a monkey.

10.) That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Older people like to tell me what to do. "Zoe, do your homework." "Zoe, an Iberian mace is not a toy." "Zoe, don't reenact the Seige of Constantinople when the church group is over." Guh! I hate that!

11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
I don't just make weapons. I also earn merrit badges in my scout troop.

12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
My mom was pretty upset when I said her cooking smelt like a fat southern construction worker's laundry hamper. Was that too harsh?

13.) Ever...killed anyone before?
No. I might someday, in self defense. I'm training myself for that day.

14.) What kind of animal are you?
If I had a choice, a cross between a tiger, and a gorilla, with pteradactyl wings. Wouldn't that be cool?

15.) Name your worst habits?
My parents tell me I'm not a good sport when my favorite football team loses. If the Packers lose, there's gotta be cheating!

16.) Do you look up to anyone at all?
My mom's kinda cool. She chops wood, an' stuff.

17.) Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
Straight.

18.) Do you go to school?
Millview Elementary School, 4th grade.

19.) Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Someday I'll marry *blushes* a certain someone. Then, we'll have kids! And, we'll teach them to be awesome!

20.) Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
I guess there's people on the internet who like me. Sh-should I be flattered or worried?
Author's note: Just kidding, Guys!

21.) What are you most afraid of?
One thing: spiders. Why do they have to be so nasty and creepy?!

22.) Okay... What do you usually wear?
Most of the time, this cool shirt. And, some pants... And, tennis shoes.

23.) What's one food that tempts you?
Anchovies! Most underrated pizza topping out there.

24.) Am I annoying you?
Well, you're kinda cutting into my video game and munchies time.

25.) Well, it's still not over!
... Okay?

26.) What class are you? Low class, middle class, high class?
My dad says we're middle class. My mom says I have no class. So confusing!

27.) How many friends do you have?
Let's see, there's Milo, and Jill, and... quite a lot, if you count a bunch of kids who don't go to my school. Take that, Gloria!

28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Depends. I'll have to taste this pie.

29.) Favorite drink?
Generi-Cola. Worth the cavities.

30.) What's your favorite place?
There's this theater everyone says is haunted. Okay, I've never actually been there, but I'll find a way in, and it's gonna be cool.

31.) Are you interested in anyone~?
There's this boy... I'll leave it at that.

32.) SKIPPING. NOPE.
... Um.

33.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
If it's not the Great Lakes, then the ocean.

34.) What's your type?
What? Like, blood type?

35.) Camping or indoors?
If it's cool, I don't care if a place is indoor or outdoor.

38.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Like I said, I have some video games...

39.) Well, it's over. Now tag some people!
Woo! I'll tag :iconemperornortonii:, :iconstrideostyle:, :iconthe-golden-knight: and :icontellywebtoons:!
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:iconbouncy-glow:
Bouncy-Glow 3 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sorry for bullying you in the past. Does your character (Zoe) means to expose her midriff? Or does she show it in accidents?
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:iconearthvsthederek:
All is forgiven and forgotten. I think I was unfair to you, too, so I apologize as well.

Zoe likes the shirt, and doesn't care that her belly shows.
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:iconbaconbaka:
If possible, is it okay to borrow Milo for something tomorrow?
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:iconearthvsthederek:
Go right ahead. Borrow my characters any time you want.
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NeoPrankster Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
With baseball season just beginning, how do you think the Brewers will do this year?
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:iconearthvsthederek:
Hmm. I don't keep up on baseball, to be honest.
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NeoPrankster Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's okay.
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:iconjamesf5:
Hi Derek! long time no see :wave:

How are things? :)
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:iconearthvsthederek:
Hey, James. Things is good, thanks. New job and stuff. How are you doing?
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:iconjamesf5:
I'm doing just fine thanks, still working on my comic. I've reached to 22 pages :dance:

what new job is that? :)
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